I got a present today. It is the greatest present.
Why don’t I have this shirt in my possession.
Need. Immediately.
I am on vacation with my outrageous family.
Tonight, we celebrate my sister passing her clinic board exams for dental hygiene. She needed a 75% to pass; that brilliant girl of mine got a 90%.
I am extremely proud of my sister.
In two days, we celebrate her birthday. This is a vacation for her.
“My family is basically the Bluth family when they were successful.” -Bill, my father, explaining our dynamic
- Your “International” airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states.
- The in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship.
- You live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods,…
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